🦅 BREAKING: IT'S POLLY HOUR 🦅 DEMOCRACY IS HAPPENING 🇺🇸 EAGLE NOISES INTENSIFY 🦅 FREEDOM ISN'T FREE 🗽 OPINIONS ARE NOW LEGAL 📺 TALKING HEADS ACTIVATED 🎤 EVERYONE IS AN EXPERT 🧠 POLLY HOUR IN FULL EFFECT 🔥 ALERT: HOT TAKES INCOMING 🚨 PUNDITS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED 📣 YOUR UNCLE AT THANKSGIVING ENERGY 🦃 FACEBOOK COMMENTS SECTION VIBES 💀 TWITTER IS TYPING... ⌨️ CAPS LOCK ENGAGED 🔒 DEMOCRACY THUNDERDOME 🏟️ MAY THE BEST ARGUMENT WIN 🏆 BREAKING: MORE BREAKING NEWS 📰 SOURCES SAY SOURCES ARE SAYING 🗣️ EXPERTS AGREE TO DISAGREE 🤝 POLLY HOUR CANNOT BE STOPPED 🛑